Sunday, October 30, 2011
Funny story
3 friends shared the same hotel room and are going to the hotel room on the 100th floor. The lift was not working so they decided to take the stairs. To make it easier for them, they decided to tell a story each. TOBE stated and told an action story up to the 50th floor. JOHN was the 2nd. He told a funny story up to the 99th floor. They were still laughing when EMEKA told his own part of sentimental story that made all of them break down in tears! The story was so short and so touching! "I forgot the room key in the car.
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
! A story is told about a soldier who was coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents. "Mum and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favour to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me" "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know about him, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come and live with us." "I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." "No, Mum and Dad, I want him to live with us." "Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the local police department. Their son had died after falling from a building; they were told they believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror and amazement, their son had only one arm and one leg.The parent in this story reflects us in many ways. We find it easy to love those who are good looking, fun to be with but most times we don't all like people who inconvenience us in our comfort zones. Some people would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful or smart as we are. Our prayer this week is that God will give us the strength to accept people as they are, and help us to be more understanding of those who are different from us! There is a miracle called Friendship which dwells in our hearts. The gift of Friendship that loves unconditional.
Funny story
A driver was going to drop his boss @ d airport,d boss noticed he 4got an important documnt @ home & went back,at home,his wife was bathing with soap on her face,the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs,the wife responded,Mike,u don drop my yeye husband so soon?relax now,don't rush,we hav d whole weekend 2 spend 2geda,she noticed Mike was quiet,she washed her face & saw her husband. What will u do if u are d husband?
Funny story
A boy was teaching a girl maths....He kissed her &then kissed her again &said, this is addition.... ... Then the girl kissed him back & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other &said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came &beat the boy up, threw him away & said this is called DIVISION
Funny story
A pastor rears chicken in d church premises, so 1 evnin a cock went missn. In d church d nxt day d pastor asked "who has a cock?" All d men got up.. No, I mean who has seen a cock? All d women got up.. No, No, I mean who has seen a cock dat isn't theirs?? Half of d women got up, "oh for gudnes sake!! Who has seen my cock??? All d choir girls got up!!!
Funny story
“Hello”
“Hi, honey.This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy”. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul”
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now”
Brief pause.
“Uh,okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the compound”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
“I did it Daddy”
“And what happened honey” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul”
“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too.
“He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it..
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”
****Long pause*****
****Longer pause*****
****Even longer pause*****
Then Daddy says,”Swimming pool?”……………Is this 234-2775455
Little girl…..No
Daddy: Sorry my dear, I must have dialed a wrong number
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