Funny story

A pastor rears chicken in d church premises, so 1 evnin a cock went missn. In d church d nxt day d pastor asked "who has a cock?" All d men got up.. No, I mean who has seen a cock? All d women got up.. No, No, I mean who has seen a cock dat isn't theirs?? Half of d women got up, "oh for gudnes sake!! Who has seen my cock??? All d choir girls got up!!!